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Friday, June 20, 2008

MmmmmMayo



I love mayo. I love HELLMANN'S mayo. The real stuff...not light or low cal. Certainly will accept no mayo imitations (my in-laws eat Nayonnaise...don't ask...don't bother, either). I will never give it up. The End.

8 comments:

me, dummy said...

you and paula dean. her favorite foods are "pah-tay-tahs and may-naze". if you can figure out a way to fry may-naze, you might just become her hero.

did you ever see the movie undercover brother? they refer to mayonnaise as "black man's kryptonite". very low brow flick, but hilarious if you haven't seen it.

Anonymous said...

can't agree with you here jess. i am a MIRACLE WHIP girl all the way!

Rita Jr. said...

I just had a conversation yesterday with a co-worker about the fact that she can be nowhere NEAR condiments of any kind.can't even look at them...then we discussed just how many dishes require the good things that condiments can provide...i've never heard of such a funny thing as that. it weirded me out. and get this - her husband? same way...they bonded over it while dating. funny.

when i was a kid, every night after dinner my oldest sister and i shared in getting the loaf of bread, taking a slice each, spreading on mayo and enjoying every bite. i am a mayo fan too.

denise, the honey crew said...

hellmans is the only way!

miracle whip - aunt lou!!! NASTY!!

nayonaise (sp??) - must be worse than even miracle whip!!!

if you do figure out how to fry hellman's you might be able to make big bugs in the texas state fair! betsy can explain!

denise, the honey crew said...

uuuuuugggg - big bucks, that is! not big bugs!!

the higgins family said...

listen, hellman's is such a delight that i have dipped french fries in it. we were raised on miracle whip and i have watched my dad eat a grilled cheese sandwich spreading a HUGE, HUGE, HUGE glob of miracle whip on every bite. i had the good fortune of stumbling onto hellman's at edie's once and i have never turned back. BRING OUT THE HELLMAN'S AND BRING OUT THE BEST.

nayonaise...i have no words.

Anonymous said...

i like to dip my potato chips in miracle whip!

Anonymous said...

OOOOOOHHHHH,
I'm telling Gigi!!!!
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